{"product_id":"book-of-haaland","title":"The Book of Haaland","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe wit and wisdom of the world's most viral footballer\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cp\u003ePart superhuman goal machine, part meditating ice sculpture, Erling Haaland is iconic.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAt the 2026 World Cup he scored in his first game, slotted in a further six, and sent Brazil packing, before somehow talking about it like he'd just nipped out for milk. Throw in a cowboy hat, a stuffed racoon and an iconic rowing celebration and the Striking Viking's status as everybody's favourite cult footballer was assured.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAnd somewhere along the line, this talismanic Norwegian has become football's most reluctant philosopher too. The Book of Haaland collects his finest deadpan pronouncements -- on goals, farms, tractors, hat-tricks, and the sacred importance of sunlight in your eyes at 6 am -- into one pocket-sized tribute to the biggest character in football.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThis is a book for anyone who's ever watched Haaland celebrate like he's about to start a silent retreat and wondered if he's secretly the wisest man in the sport -- or just really, really good at scoring goals. Equal parts admiring tribute, good-natured banter and accidental self-help, it's the ideal stocking-filler for the football obsessive, the aspiring warrior, or the little one who just can't stop singing THAT song. Open anywhere; feel oddly better about everything.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unity Books","offers":[{"title":"Book of Haaland","offer_id":50681442500805,"sku":null,"price":31.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0625\/6679\/3413\/files\/978-0-00-886764-5.jpg?v=1791847016","url":"https:\/\/unitybooks.myshopify.com\/products\/book-of-haaland","provider":"Unity Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}