{"product_id":"dungeon-crawler-carl","title":"Dungeon Crawler Carl","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e***PRE-ORDER THE FIRST BOOK IN THE GRIPPING AND EPIC DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL SERIES ***\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eTHE APOCALYPSE WILL BE TELEVISED!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e You know what's worse than breaking up with your girlfriend? Being stuck with her prize-winning show cat.\u003cbr\u003e And you know what's worse than that? An alien invasion, the destruction of all man-made structures on Earth, and the systematic exploitation of all the survivors for a sadistic, intergalactic game show.\u003cbr\u003e That's what.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e And now Coast Guard veteranarian Carl and his ex-girlfriend's cat, Princess Donut, must try to survive the end of the world--or just get to the next level--in a video game-like, trap-filled, fantasy dungeon.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e A dungeon that's actually the set of a reality TV show with countless viewers across the galaxy. So not only do they have to stay alive, but they also need to earn ratings based on their performance.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Exploding goblins. Magical potions. Deadly, drug-dealing llamas. This ain't your ordinary game show.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eKeeping viewers entertained is essential. Survival, however, is not.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eWELCOME TO THE FIRST BOOK IN THE INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLING DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL SERIES BY MATT DINNIMAN.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e--- PRAISE ---\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e\"Fresh. Creative. Hilarious. I'm obsessed...Princess Donut is my queen.\"\u003c\/b\u003e - Actor, producer and \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author Felicia Day\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e\"I don't always say nice things about a book just because the writer has compromising pictures of me engaging in some very complicated international crimes, but when I do, I say them about Matt Dinniman's \u003ci\u003eDungeon Crawler Carl\u003c\/i\u003e! Also, this series has no goddamn business burying so much depth and emotion and complexity under its bawdy, gory surface, but it does so anyway. What a wild-ass and unexpected delight.\"\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author Scott Lynch\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e\"[A] comically cosmic adventure series...often laugh-out-loud funny...Grind your way to dungeon mastery alongside Carl and Princess Donut.\"\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003ci\u003eThe Wall Street Journal\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e\"This is the book for anyone who ever wondered what it would be like to be a role player in a game with the best game master ever. Also for anyone who wants to read a good book. Or maybe anyone who has been outside at night--in their underwear--looking for their cat and wondering 'What's the worst thing that could happen?' Once you start, you won't put it down.\"\u003c\/b\u003e - Patricia Briggs, #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of the Mercy Thompson series\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e\"One of the most bananapants, funny, inventive books I have read in a while.\"\u003c\/b\u003e - Book Riot\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e\"If there's a better LitRPG than \u003ci\u003eDungeon Crawler Carl\u003c\/i\u003e, I haven't read it.\"\u003c\/b\u003e - Shirtaloon, author of \u003ci\u003eHe Who Fights Monsters\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e\"\u003ci\u003eDungeon Crawler Carl\u003c\/i\u003e is just one big smile all the way through. Put on your best pair of boxer shorts and sit back for a truly fun and enjoyable read.\"\u003c\/b\u003e--\u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author Kevin J. Anderson\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e\"\u003ci\u003eDungeon Crawler Carl\u003c\/i\u003e is the best start to a series I've read this year. I wish I'd tried it sooner.\"\u003c\/b\u003e - Will Wight, author of the Cradle series\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e\"To describe the Dungeon Crawler Carl series, and the first book in particular, one must blend the darkest, grittiest science fiction with the humour of \u003ci\u003eHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy\u003c\/i\u003e. It mixes fun, whimsical absurdity, and serious, dark themes with dire consequences...it is so spectacularly good that I cannot recommend it high enough.\"\u003c\/b\u003e - \u003ci\u003eGrimdark Magazine\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e\"Dinniman's Douglas-Adams-but-playing-D\u0026amp;D romp was so much fun that I immediately went out and got the next two books...genuinely joyful.\"\u003c\/b\u003e - LitHub.com\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unity Books","offers":[{"title":"Dungeon Crawler Carl","offer_id":45265742299333,"sku":null,"price":60.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0625\/6679\/3413\/files\/978-0-241-81626-4.jpg?v=1761776757","url":"https:\/\/unitybooks.myshopify.com\/products\/dungeon-crawler-carl","provider":"Unity Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}